What a day!

Today was an up and down day. I didn't get much sleep last night because of a toothache that's been bothering me for days now. I can't have a root canal because I don't have the money to pay for it right now. I only got one hour of sleep. To top it off, I had to wake up early to go to a job interview with Mother Nature.com, an online store that sells health and medical products. The position that I applied for was Customer Service representative. The interview was at 8am. Even though I woke up at 6am, I was still late. The office is located in Seventh Avenue next to a diner. I was confused at first because the diner had the number of the building I was looking for. I almost went into the diner to ask if Mother Nature.com's office was located here, but then I decided to look at the two buildings next to the diner and I found what I was looking for. I pressed the doorbell and someone buzzed me in and then I went up to the 3rd floor where the office was. When I walked into the office, there were two guys on computers facing away from me. They didn't even bother to look back to see who came in. The office was very small. It looked like my apartment. I approached the desk of one of the guys and then the other guy saw me and realized he had to interview me today. No shit! He shook my hand and moments later led me into another room that looked like a kitchen. We sat down at a round table and he proceeded to interview me. The interview went real well. The guy was cool and he made it seem like the job is very simple. We shall see about that. The job is from 9-5 and requires data entry and answering a lot of customer calls each day. I think I can handle it if I'm hired. I really want this job. I need money to supplement my comedy career. After the interview was over, I went home and slept for three hours to make up the sleep that I didn't get last night. Later, I got up and got ready to meet my friend Will at a buffet that we always go to. Usually I'm the one who arrives late, but this time Willyboy came very very late. I almost left. When he arrived we went into the buffet and ate like pigs. This buffet has some delicious food that I've ever tasted. I wish I could live there. Anyway, me and Will ate, chatted, and had fun. We shared a few laughs and passed gas. It was fun. I gave him two videotape copies of wrestling matches and a Bonner's Boomers show (the sketch group that I'm in), The Incredible Hulk TV series movies, and I also showed him my drawing book from my younger days. When we were done eating, he went to work and my unemployed ass went home to lie in bed and listen to Opie and Anthony.

School records

Here's my transcripts from high school and college; and my SAT scores:

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High school transcript:
My grades in high school were good, but not great.



College transcript:
I did very well in college. I guess the older you are, the smarter you get.


SAT scores:
I took the SATs twice. Both times I failed to crack a score of 1000. Anyway, i still got into a good college. Who says the SATs measures your intelligence.